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Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...

I'm looking forward to regretting this

The road to success is always under construction

Those who know do not say, those who say do not know

You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait

Bad Spellers Untie!

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself

Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
Don't breed them if you can't feed them
The rich get richer and the poor get children
Conserve water, drink beer

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

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